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Bacterial Boy: Fox News Host Confirms That He Hasn’t Washed His Hands In 10 Years

big ralph | February 12, 2019

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Please go season some food—-but wash your hands first!

Fox News Host Says He Hasn’t Washed His Hands In 10 Years

A Cheeto In Chief adjacent Fox News host is making headlines after he made a stomach-churning confession on television.

Pete Hegseth was speaking to his “Fox & Friends” colleagues about eating day-old, unrefrigerated Pizza Hut (no big deal) and added a tidbit about his hygiene.

According to Hegseth, he doesn’t think he’s washed his hands in 10 years because “germs are not a real thing.”

Hide ya handshakes.

“Really,” he said. “I don’t really wash my hands ever,” he said. “I inoculate myself. Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real.”

Pete later said he was “clearly joking” and added that the media who reported on his horrible hygiene habits are “self-righteous” and “angry.”

To paraphrase the President from an hour ago:

The Media is so self righteous and ANGRY! Loosen up and have some fun. The Country is doing well (as is my health!)

P.S. I also support drinking from garden hoses & riding bikes w/o a helmet. Cue outrage…

— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) February 11, 2019

He’s incorrect. Maybe we just don’t want to run into Piss Poor POTUS’ (potentially) Staphylococcus spreading supporters.


— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) February 10, 2019

When’s the last time you washed your hands? Are you too, “germ-free” like this guy?

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